HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY

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1 YEAR AGO I FOUND A TAPE NAMED "HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY" THEN I SAW IT.
THE EPISODE STARTED WITH HAPPY APPY TELLING US THAT HE HAD A COUSIN NAMED FAPPY APPY, THEN IT SHOWS FAPPY APPY. THEN HAPPY APPY SAYS "HEY, LET'S LEAVE THE REST OF THE EPISODE TO YOU."
AFTER THAT IT SHOWS FAPPY APPY GOING TO THE PLAYGROUND WHERE HE KIDNAPPED SOME KIDS AND TOOK THEN TO HIS VAN. THEN IT CUT TO HYPER-REALISTIC STATIC.
AFTER THE HYPER-REALISTIC STATIC, IT CUTS TO FAPPY APPY FAPPING ON THE KIDS WITH A HYPER-REALISTIC PENIS.
THEN! SUDDENLY HAPPY APPY CAME THROUGH THE DOOR AND COMPLAINED TO FAPPY APPY WHY HE RAPED THE KIDS. THEN FAPPY APPY REPLIED WITH "BECAUSE I'M A SOCIALLY AKWARD FUCKTARD WITH A WEIRD FETISH."
THEN! HAPPY APPY SHOT A LASER AT FAPPY APPY, THEN FAPPY APPY STARTS SHOOTING A LASER AT HAPPY APPY AND IT CONTINUED FOR OVER 9000 YEARS!
AFTER THAT JEFF THE KILLER POPPED OUT AND KILLED THEM BOTH. THEN HE POPPED OUT OF MY TV AND RAPED ME!
THE NEXT DAY I SUED HIM FOR RAPE AND HE GOT A JAIL SENTANCE FOR 666 YEARS!!!
AND THEN I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER... BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME. I'M DIED
P.S YOU'RE NEXT BITCH"£$%^&*(
THE END.
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